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lyrics

From “Happy Fuck You Songs”
Written by: Tonedeff & Substantial
Produced by: Elite
©2002 QN5 Music (ASCAP)

Chorus
Do you feel the need for speed? Indeed you do/
We need you to, Clear the way, We’re speeding through/
Can you feel the velocity, just hold tight/
Bear Wear witness to what future MC’s will flow like.

V1 – TONEDEFF
Can you feel speed coming? /
The beats humming, you need something to keep your knees buckling/
Keep frontin, you’ll be duckin from these hunting obese gunmen/
Airing out these fuckin MCs puffin, so breath some in/
See, Each one of my words is just stunningly stern/
And it’s funny you learn through action not example that’s exactly why I have to smack you/
Learn that (smack, smack), Learn it again (smack) got it now?/
Didn’t ya know that tonedeff can flow fast enough to mow sonic down/
Well, I’m on it… shower your senses, power defenses up, If you don’t wanna get offended/
Or else it death and a negative attendance in the census, When I render you senseless,/
I’m the veteran that was sent with a vengeance, that’s leaving you with a set of bent wrists
And a dented cleft chin, left with a horsejaw prolly gonna need a veterinarian or a dentist/
Better get a move on, call U-Hall and troop on to Sioux Falls with Blue Balls,
You all really think you’re ill until we’re just sharing the bill with you all and we’re too raw
Who’s stalling? Cause I done never held it back man. Step or take your last stand, while we enact raps to packed jams/
Idiot niggas, figure they’re quicker till the maniac is leaving them with one shoulder missing like it’s Flashdance/
Can’t stand these motherfuckers that can’t rap, tonedeff & Stan – instrumental like Sam Ash/
Fuck a bitch until her pussy cat naps/
Y’all niggas are Pretty In Pink and you been chillin with the ‘Brat Pack’/
Fact is, our stats kick your ass bitch, you’re too average to consider surpassing/
The task is tedious, really, this beat is just feeding me/
You thought Gonzalez was Speedy!

Chorus

V2 – SUBSTANTIAL
You’re wacker than Ja Rule we fast and furious like Vin diesel /
Ink penetrates the paparus my pen’s lethal /
Sookie, Sookie you rookie goodie goodie we been evil /
Fuck one on one Tone and I take ten people /
To even up the odds ‘cause you and your friends feeble /
Styles been played like movies with 10 sequels /
(Do you love hip-hop?) does eminem offend people /
Well so do we ‘cause absolutely nothing’s what you’re showing me /
Vocally magnificent what you want is insignificant /
In the big picture bitch nigga you’re so sensitive /
Gonna squirt some I hurt one or two persons before the verse done /
Your mom be sucking the girth numb beat it up and made her cum /
Efamm making you nerds run when I get the mic it’s curtains /
If you don’t like it when your earth’s done blow me homey /
Hold that mouth full of cock sauce and a bozak /
UV and E til I got wack that’s never homey know that.

Chorus

V3A – TONEDEFF
Say what you want, but don’t ever claim that you want it/
Stay in the closet or you’ll sustain so much pain that you’ll vomit solid objects/
You never swallowed, like hollow organs, you’ll cough up/
Dried esauphagus knots and notches, We’re the marvelous 2
That are part of the crew that came to astonish, The Plague is brolic/
Scrape your face with abrasive cleanser, say that we’re raining comet/
Fame’s a promise you’ll never fufill, I’ll just set up the kill/
Substantial lances in your neck, and sets your head on a hill/
Really, for the world to see, Everybody wanna get busy until they really gotta twirl with me/
I score with ease, and floor your team, I’m sure you dream of fuckin, if weren’t for your ball disease
You’d prolly skeez a broad or three, But all of ‘em see that you aint nothing but a poor emcee/
So, if you’re looking for your pride, and a reason to die in the blink of an eye, then they all with me/
Now, hold your screams in, you don’t wanna play in the court the kings in From Newport to Kingston/
I’ll give you more defeats in wars than Normandy complete with hordes of soldiers beefin/
Keep your orders straight, cause sweepin me is more than fate could even orchestrate/
Erasin more pieces of you than your whore’s abortion takes/

V3B – SUBSTANTIAL
(Substantial why you rap so slow?) I got asthma /
Give me a second …lets see if I can rap faster /
I’m smarter harder spit quicker stronger /
Even my dick’s bigger longer in fact it sucks to be you but what can we do You’re a weaker sweeter poster boy wussie who needs a hug ‘cause you’re pussy /
You stank pot thou reek of skank twat /
My speech is flame hot E weak I think not /
We link and bang spots we drink to slain cops /
Who were crooked the little props I got I fucking took it /
Then spat on my doubters & shattered my cowards glass jaws /
By ripping up rap tours, whether little or no audience /
Killed it acapella even flipped it to accordions /
Not a battle rapper back packer bitch smacker thug /
Just someone who could whip your ass but would rather show you love /
So any further sleeping on me is not recommended /
We’ll never be fam if you haven’t already been befriended.

Chorus

credits

from Happy F​*​ck You Songs, released November 26, 2002
Produced By: Elite for EliteThatsMe Productions // Co-Produced By: Tonedeff for QN5 Music (ASCAP)

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